Sleeping Beauty

Perhaps I had a bit too much Brandy last night...

Officially Fasting

Yeah, that's right...I'm officially fasting. No, not because I've just finished eating my 15th portion of Thanksgiving leftovers, but because I'm headed to one of my local bars tonight.

I know that it's going to take quite a few drinks to make this crap bar enjoyable so I figure the less I eat today, the faster I'll be able to achieve that "healthy buzz."

The people that go to my local bars are always characters and usually consist of old men, teenage boys, and creepy women that always wear clothing that is 2 or 3 sizes too small for them.

Why go then, you ask? Because I need a good laugh and am still not quite ready to wander too far away from the homebase for booze.

*This is really what I'm wearing to the bar. Sexy, huh?

I've been keeping a really low profile since my arrival to NYC but today I came out of hibernation. Honestly I didn't go very far. I headed right around the block to my BFF's house for a little chit chat.

Wearing a short shirt with leggings is unacceptable under most circumstances (Lindsay Lohan I'm talking to you!) but I'm not quite back to my old self yet so please forgive me and disregard the excessive flash of camel toe.

Heehee

Can you guess who this is?

This will officially be my last angry post. I've decided to leave my past with Cuntface in the past. To facilitate this I've trashed just about everything he's given me and deleted every photo that contains his ugly face--with the exception of just one.

Enjoy!

The Last Supper

It is amazing to experience how quickly love can turn in hate. For the past year Cuntface had been the center of my life. I worked 2 shit jobs and practically gave up my social life so that I could save enough money in order to move to London to be with him.

Now, I absolutely hate him. And living with him and seeing his disgusting face literally made me sick to my stomach each day. That is why I decided to...come back to NYC.

I know the best therapy for me right now is to be at home with the people that love me most.

Thursday was my last day in London so I gathered some of my friends and we headed to one of my favorite cheap eats. We shared lots of food, lots of wine, and most importantly lots of laughs.

The night ended perfectly in a dive bar with cookies, Coronas, my good friend Fats, and new buddies Prince and Pornstache.

Suddenly Single

No photos. Sorry. Due to the break up I have lost my reluctant photographer. Will try try to find a suitable replacement soon.

Slowly but surely the wounds from my ill-fated relationship are healing. However, I have found myself in a position that I haven't been in for nearly 4 years--completely single. I'm the girl who always has a boyfriend or is always dating someone so this is completely unfamiliar territory for me.

I've really enjoyed hanging out with my girls...and my guys for the past 2 weeks but now I think I can safely say that I am ready to start dating.

Officially Over

My relationship with "The EX" formerly know as Hunny is officially over. Initially the pain was too much for me and I just wanted to pack my bags and head back to NY. But then I came to my senses and decided that a falling out with some cunt was not enough to make me flee such an amazing city.

Unfortunately I am still living with said cunt and this of course makes the healing process a little bit more difficult.

* I know the quality of this photo is especially bad and there's a whole lot of shit on the floor...I'm not a slob...I promise...I've had a rough week...please bare with me.