I'm Back, Bitches!

Life has kind of gotten in the way of blogging lately. But yesterday, BFF kindly reminded that I haven't blogged in over 15 days, so I'm pleased to report that as of today I will resume blogging regularly!


Since I last blogged I:

• Headed back to London


• Started working


• Went on my first real date with London Guy whom I shall now refer to as Prince and


• Wore pants

Yep, Still No Pants

I've been meaning to post something new for quite some time, but so much has been going on in my life it's been hard for me decipher what I should or should not blog about.

The following were most noteworthy:

• I said a final goodbye to NY (mentioned here, here ,here, and here) who taught me so much about life, love, and happiness.
• I realized that my hatred for Cuntface was affecting my relationships with men in a really negative way so I decided to let some of the anger go.
• I'm ready to start a new chapter in my life which will commence upon my arrival back to...London!

*Adieu NY, my life is forever changed because of you--but in all sorts of awesome ways xxx