Snow and the Singleton

Today it snowed in London. When it snows here it is like a natural catastrophe. Most businesses close early and everyone looks forward to playing hookey. Couples can enjoy hours of cuddling on the sofa and really hot marathon sex, but where does that leave us singletons?

In other news, I am officially on a diet for the new year. I devoured absolutely everything in sight over the holidays and now my mid-section has swelled to Precious like proportions!

It's 2010, Bitches!

I absolutely love the holidays! I've been in New York visiting my family for the past week and I've done absolutely nothing outside of stuffing my face and boozing.

This weekend I met up with two of my favorite people here. The evening started out quite innocently, but after two drinks I was making out with a Navy man who I renamed "Salmon Shirt" and molesting AP's friend Snowflake. NYC is the bomb, really.

But as we all know, all good things must come to an end. My ass is headed back to London tomorrow to resume work at my rather unfulfilling 9 to 5. In spite of that, I still have a ridiculously positive outlook for 2010 and absolutely cannot wait to get things started!