The lack of a willing photographer has absolutely thwarted my blogging efforts, but I think I've found a solution to this problem.
Here's a quick recap of the last month or two:
- Prince and I are platonic
- I've been out on dates with a slew of men but most of them were complete idiots and either fall into the Douchebag or Cuntface category
- I wriggled my way into the Punchbowl with my good friend Red Hot and rubbed elbows with Justin Timberlake and Guy Ritchie who was surprisingly a hot piece of ass
- I spontaneously quit my ridiculously lame job yesterday and am left with less than a month to find a suitable replacement
Although I 've dated a few unsuitable men there are now 2 characters in my love life. “The Fossil” plays the lead while "Junior" plays a supporting role.
The Fossil is a 41 year old “entrepreneur,” who is handsome, funny, smart and ridiculously smooth.
Junior is a 23 year old aspiring financial tycoon who moonlights as a bartender. He is handsome and sweet, and has a certain sense of innocence that I find quite endearing.
I'm absolutely rubbish when it comes to work and dating so it'll be interesting to see how everything progresses in the next few weeks...
