Tuesday's victim was unsuspecting, adorable, and only 22.
I'm certain that I had the best of intentions when I agreed to go out with him, but my behavior on our date was absolutely shameful.
I arrived over 2o minutes late and liquored up.
Genuinely disinterested, and disappointed because my glass wasn't being filled fast enough, I decided that the duration of our date (which I abruptly ended after and hour) would be best spent sending saucy messages to California and "The Cop."
Absolutely despicable, right? I wonder what nastiness karma is preparing for me right about now...
