Week In Review..

Because I know you've been dying for an update of my personal life...

• Cameraman and I officially became more than friends one night-but unfortunately performances did not live up to expectations - and our friendship may have been threatened - forever!
• I took another splash into California's waters despite the fact that he easily wins the award for douchebag of the century, and has a penis the size of a mini Cumberland sausage.
• I had a date with a Ginger Sasquatch who was loud, obnoxious and from Long Island.  He was also convinced that if we mated, our children would look like Sinbad.
• My diet officially worked - check out the lack of meat on those bones bitches!

*I've been listening to Incubus non-stop for the past week - yup I'm officially a weirdo emo chick. BTW that Brandon Boyd is a  hot piece and I would totally hit it over and over again-receding hairline and all...

Nadia's Hipster Dating Guide...

Image courtesy of http://captothehill.com/2008/05/06/hipster-links/

He's scruffy, slightly smelly, wears plaid shirts and would do absolutely anything for his art. Yup, you've found yourself a hipster.

These boys are usually blessed with the gift of the gab and can charm the pants off of any unsuspecting lady. Problem is, that they are almost always struggling artists and dating one could become expensive. Here are a few tips to protect your wallet and most importantly your heart.

1. Pre-booze. He surely will not be footing the bill for an entire night of drinks so make sure you pre-booze and get an adequate buzz before meeting up.

2. Get a bike. Hipster boys really dig chicks that ride bikes and certainly aren't shelling out any dinero for public transport.

3. Spliff rolling 101. Learn how to roll a spliff because he'll need lots of pot to get those creative juices flowing.

4. Have fun! There will never be a dull moment with these guys but if you're a non-hipster chick then longevity in this union is doubtful. You're guaranteed to get "smashed" on a regular basis and have lots of wild monkey sex so make the most of it for how ever long it lasts...

*Not much going on in the world of Nadia so I've decided to write about other "stuff."

I'm Bringing the Bobblehead Back!

Forever 21, Topshop, Jeffrey Campbell, Frye

As many of you already know, March is the month where I do all sorts of extreme shit in preparation for the summer months.

I've currently given up on on dinner, am jogging like a maniac, and am doing a record 100 sit ups a day.  If all goes well I will get my desired bobblehead look back in no time.

I know most black folks are into being "thick"- but my body's just not made like that.  I'm skinny, always have been and probably always will be. With that being said I'm secrectly quite envious of Nicki Minaj's lady lumps.

This summer I'm going to wear tons of inappropriately short and flirty dresses and obnoxious shoes, please see above.

*Those black Jeffrey shoes have been causing me much distress as I've been trying to purchase them for 3 MONTHS.  So if you know where I can get a pair NOW in a size 9 HOLLA!