Sunday, April 11, 2010

Nadia's Hipster Dating Guide...


He's scruffy, slightly smelly, wears plaid shirts and would do absolutely anything for his art. Yup, you've found yourself a hipster.

These boys are usually blessed with the gift of the gab and can charm the pants off of any unsuspecting lady. Problem is, that they are almost always struggling artists and dating one could become expensive. Here are a few tips to protect your wallet and most importantly your heart.

1. Pre-booze. He surely will not be footing the bill for an entire night of drinks so make sure you pre-booze and get an adequate buzz before meeting up.

2. Get a bike. Hipster boys really dig chicks that ride bikes and certainly aren't shelling out any dinero for public transport.

3. Spliff rolling 101. Learn how to roll a spliff because he'll need lots of pot to get those creative juices flowing.

4. Have fun! There will never be a dull moment with these guys but if you're a non-hipster chick then longevity in this union is doubtful. You're guaranteed to get "smashed" on a regular basis and have lots of wild monkey sex so make the most of it for how ever long it lasts...

*Not much going on in the world of Nadia so I've decided to write about other "stuff."